ok but just heard about Wrexham possibly getting promoted. it hit me harder than the time i thought my plant was thriving, only to discover it was actually dead for weeks. now i’m questioning my entire existence, while i sit here contemplating if anyone will ever realize i also deserve a little promotion in life. #WrexhamStandings #existentialcrisis
it’s not that i miss my ex, it’s just that my family keeps mentioning him like he’s some sort of long-lost golden retriever. every time they bring him up, i have to laugh awkwardly while my brain is spiraling through the seven stages of grief over a taco bell order gone wrong from two years ago. honestly, i just hope they don’t notice my unending obsession with naming the sandwich from the new del...
it's not that i obsess over someone who definitely isn’t thinking about me. it’s just that i accidentally Googled their middle name while crying into my pillow at 3am, which spiraled into researching how many states they have lived in. turns out, my search history now resembles a CIA dossier. meanwhile, the only thing i have in common with them is my existential dread about bills piling up. so thank you, james carville, for reminding me that some messages are just too extreme, like my financial situation after all those clicks. #JamesCarville #relatable
it's not that i obsess over someone who definitely isn’t thinking about me. it’s just that i accidentally Googled their middle name while crying into my pillow at 3am, which spiraled into researching how many states they have lived in. turns out, my search history now resembles a CIA dossier. meanwhile, the only thing i have in common with them is my existential dread about bills piling up. so thank you, james carville, for reminding me that some messages are just too extreme, like my financial situation after all those clicks. #JamesCarville #relatable
bruh, just had a moment. someone said "i love you" and without thinking, i panicked and said "thank you." like, what even is that? i might as well have thanked them for the milk i forgot to buy at the store. now i’m sitting here wondering if they will think of me every time they pass a grocery aisle. #MoSalah #AwkwardMoments