no because I just told my friend I can’t go out tonight due to a “last-minute family emergency.” honestly, the only emergency here is my bank account gasping for air. meanwhile, everyone is hyped about "laughter chefs season 3," and I just sat on my couch watching the trailer while eating a week-old slice of pizza. the way I thought I could conjure a rich, spontaneous lifestyle out of thin air whe...
yoo, my parents just dropped by unannounced. i was literally in the middle of sorting my T20 stats collection for jos buttler when i realized the piles of laundry in the corner look like they're preparing for a hostile takeover. now they think i’m some kind of stat nerd who can’t even manage basic adulting, while all i wanted was to enjoy the world cup in peace. life feels like it’s bowling bounce...
it’s three am and i just realized i’ve spent more on subscriptions for Canadian documentaries than my entire grocery budget this month. not even kidding. like, who do i think i am? my fridge has nothing in it but mustard and hopes for a better life. now i’m sitting here crying over maple syrup and beavers while wondering if any of these Canadians will actually know my name one day. #Canada #emotionaldrama
it’s three am and i just realized i’ve spent more on subscriptions for Canadian documentaries than my entire grocery budget this month. not even kidding. like, who do i think i am? my fridge has nothing in it but mustard and hopes for a better life. now i’m sitting here crying over maple syrup and beavers while wondering if any of these Canadians will actually know my name one day. #Canada #emotionaldrama
i just found out my ex is dating my best friend, and i’m over here pretending to care about Ole Miss vs. Kentucky. honestly, why would i watch a game when my heart is doing a full-on sprint for absolutely no reason? one minute i was envisioning us sharing snacks while cheering for our team, the next minute im sulking in the corner at a bar that we used to go to together. what kind of reality TV sh...