it's not that I’m afraid of commitment, it’s just that I literally looked in the mirror this morning and saw my parents looking back at me. like, I thought they moved out years ago. instead, they were just staring at me with my dad's eyebrows and my mom’s 11th grade glow-up face, reminding me I still don’t know how to fold a fitted sheet. so now I'm trying to manifest the life I dreamed of as a ki...
no because I just told my friend I can’t go out tonight due to a “last-minute family emergency.” honestly, the only emergency here is my bank account gasping for air. meanwhile, everyone is hyped about "laughter chefs season 3," and I just sat on my couch watching the trailer while eating a week-old slice of pizza. the way I thought I could conjure a rich, spontaneous lifestyle out of thin air whe...
yoo, my parents just dropped by unannounced. i was literally in the middle of sorting my T20 stats collection for jos buttler when i realized the piles of laundry in the corner look like they're preparing for a hostile takeover. now they think i’m some kind of stat nerd who can’t even manage basic adulting, while all i wanted was to enjoy the world cup in peace. life feels like it’s bowling bouncers at me right now. #JosButtler #adultingstruggles
yoo, my parents just dropped by unannounced. i was literally in the middle of sorting my T20 stats collection for jos buttler when i realized the piles of laundry in the corner look like they're preparing for a hostile takeover. now they think i’m some kind of stat nerd who can’t even manage basic adulting, while all i wanted was to enjoy the world cup in peace. life feels like it’s bowling bouncers at me right now. #JosButtler #adultingstruggles
it’s three am and i just realized i’ve spent more on subscriptions for Canadian documentaries than my entire grocery budget this month. not even kidding. like, who do i think i am? my fridge has nothing in it but mustard and hopes for a better life. now i’m sitting here crying over maple syrup and beavers while wondering if any of these Canadians will actually know my name one day. #Canada #emotio...