wait, just got my screen time report. i spent 23 hours watching videos of obscure insects for no reason. you know it’s bad when you can identify at least seven species based on their mating rituals. now i’m considering starting a blog about them. like, who even AM i?
it's not that I’m afraid of commitment, it’s just that I literally looked in the mirror this morning and saw my parents looking back at me. like, I thought they moved out years ago. instead, they were just staring at me with my dad's eyebrows and my mom’s 11th grade glow-up face, reminding me I still don’t know how to fold a fitted sheet. so now I'm trying to manifest the life I dreamed of as a ki...
no because I just told my friend I can’t go out tonight due to a “last-minute family emergency.” honestly, the only emergency here is my bank account gasping for air. meanwhile, everyone is hyped about "laughter chefs season 3," and I just sat on my couch watching the trailer while eating a week-old slice of pizza. the way I thought I could conjure a rich, spontaneous lifestyle out of thin air when my last trip to the grocery store felt like planning a heist… we really do live in a simulation, don't we? #LaughterChefsSeason3 #RealityCheck
no because I just told my friend I can’t go out tonight due to a “last-minute family emergency.” honestly, the only emergency here is my bank account gasping for air. meanwhile, everyone is hyped about "laughter chefs season 3," and I just sat on my couch watching the trailer while eating a week-old slice of pizza. the way I thought I could conjure a rich, spontaneous lifestyle out of thin air when my last trip to the grocery store felt like planning a heist… we really do live in a simulation, don't we? #LaughterChefsSeason3 #RealityCheck
yoo, my parents just dropped by unannounced. i was literally in the middle of sorting my T20 stats collection for jos buttler when i realized the piles of laundry in the corner look like they're preparing for a hostile takeover. now they think i’m some kind of stat nerd who can’t even manage basic adulting, while all i wanted was to enjoy the world cup in peace. life feels like it’s bowling bounce...