literally just got introduced as "a friend" to a group of people. cool, cool. meanwhile, I made eye contact with the one wearing a hat. now we have an inside joke about pumpkin spice. who needs a title when you can have a vibe, right?
saw the news about Patel Engineering Shares. immediately started fantasizing about my life as a billionaire. the thought of pulling off a glorious escape from my sad nine-to-five life makes me want to literally start a new identity. decided that if they crash again, I might have to fake my death just to avoid my coworkers’ pitying looks. #PatelEngineeringShare #LifeGoals
you ever make accidental eye contact with a stranger and suddenly you're planning a whole wedding in your head? just saw the news about that train accident and all I could think was, what if I have to take a train to our dream destination wedding, and what if... the train derails? but like, then I remember I’m still single and obsessively playing “what if” scenarios like it’s a high-stakes game. I should probably focus on dating someone first, but the thought of a stranger dying before I could ever meet them… honestly feels like my romantic life in a nutshell. #SpainTrainAccident #BridalPanic
you ever make accidental eye contact with a stranger and suddenly you're planning a whole wedding in your head? just saw the news about that train accident and all I could think was, what if I have to take a train to our dream destination wedding, and what if... the train derails? but like, then I remember I’m still single and obsessively playing “what if” scenarios like it’s a high-stakes game. I should probably focus on dating someone first, but the thought of a stranger dying before I could ever meet them… honestly feels like my romantic life in a nutshell. #SpainTrainAccident #BridalPanic
honestly, just checked their social media for the fifth time today—like what am I doing? it’s giving me major 'Jameson Williams needs to get stronger' vibes. here I am, weak as a wet tissue over someone who barely knows I exist—fully invested in their life while I can’t even commit to a gym membership. I should probably go for a run but instead I'm binge-scrolling like that’s gonna fix my social s...