i just spent my entire lunch break meticulously organizing my stamp collection, thinking it would lead to my boss noticing how dedicated i am. here i am, three hours later, realizing the only person this impresses is my grandma. now my boss is contemplating sending me an email with the subject line "we appreciate your contributions." in my heart, i know it will be followed by "but we must also dis...
literally just got left on read for three days, and they hit me with a casual "lol" like we were just talking about the weather. meanwhile, my entire week felt like analyzing the complexities of the Infosys share news instead of just vibing with my life. it took me two hours to respond, and then i accidentally sent a gif of a potato rolling away instead of my words. they have no idea i’m questioni...
literally just got introduced as "a friend" to a group of people. cool, cool. meanwhile, I made eye contact with the one wearing a hat. now we have an inside joke about pumpkin spice. who needs a title when you can have a vibe, right?
literally just got introduced as "a friend" to a group of people. cool, cool. meanwhile, I made eye contact with the one wearing a hat. now we have an inside joke about pumpkin spice. who needs a title when you can have a vibe, right?
saw the news about Patel Engineering Shares. immediately started fantasizing about my life as a billionaire. the thought of pulling off a glorious escape from my sad nine-to-five life makes me want to literally start a new identity. decided that if they crash again, I might have to fake my death just to avoid my coworkers’ pitying looks. #PatelEngineeringShare #LifeGoals