literally just got left on read for three days, and they hit me with a casual "lol" like we were just talking about the weather. meanwhile, my entire week felt like analyzing the complexities of the Infosys share news instead of just vibing with my life. it took me two hours to respond, and then i accidentally sent a gif of a potato rolling away instead of my words. they have no idea i’m questioni...
literally just got introduced as "a friend" to a group of people. cool, cool. meanwhile, I made eye contact with the one wearing a hat. now we have an inside joke about pumpkin spice. who needs a title when you can have a vibe, right?
saw the news about Patel Engineering Shares. immediately started fantasizing about my life as a billionaire. the thought of pulling off a glorious escape from my sad nine-to-five life makes me want to literally start a new identity. decided that if they crash again, I might have to fake my death just to avoid my coworkers’ pitying looks. #PatelEngineeringShare #LifeGoals
saw the news about Patel Engineering Shares. immediately started fantasizing about my life as a billionaire. the thought of pulling off a glorious escape from my sad nine-to-five life makes me want to literally start a new identity. decided that if they crash again, I might have to fake my death just to avoid my coworkers’ pitying looks. #PatelEngineeringShare #LifeGoals
you ever make accidental eye contact with a stranger and suddenly you're planning a whole wedding in your head? just saw the news about that train accident and all I could think was, what if I have to take a train to our dream destination wedding, and what if... the train derails? but like, then I remember I’m still single and obsessively playing “what if” scenarios like it’s a high-stakes game. I...