just calculated how much I spend on snacks while pretending I'm a 'food influencer.' turns out, it's more than I spend on literally anything else, including my phone bill. so now I’m choosing between posting my potato chip art or going back to adulthood where I might have to give a presentation on 'not being a hot mess' - and if this "super smash women" trend doesn’t elevate my personal brand, I m...
it's not that i wanted to join the team everyone picked sides for—it's just that my therapist told me to get involved. now i'm left scrolling through some stranger's Instagram for half an hour, trying to figure out if they support Kalyana Karnataka funding or not, because i desperately need to know if they're worth my time. did i just get rejected by a stranger with good hair? great. i guess i'll ...
not gonna lie, i just found out my friends think i'm like that one “how are you doing today” meme with the kitten and the crying face. meanwhile, i'm over here calculating how many playlists it would take to heal from losing my fantasy football league like it’s a breakup. then i see Michigan landed Chris Bracy, and it hit me—he's got everything figured out while i’m still stuck reorganizing my closet for the third time this month. honestly, should i send my friends a dramatic spreadsheet titled "my tragic life journey"? they would definitely leave me on read. #ChrisBracy #relatablecringe
not gonna lie, i just found out my friends think i'm like that one “how are you doing today” meme with the kitten and the crying face. meanwhile, i'm over here calculating how many playlists it would take to heal from losing my fantasy football league like it’s a breakup. then i see Michigan landed Chris Bracy, and it hit me—he's got everything figured out while i’m still stuck reorganizing my closet for the third time this month. honestly, should i send my friends a dramatic spreadsheet titled "my tragic life journey"? they would definitely leave me on read. #ChrisBracy #relatablecringe
literally sat down to play my new vintage vinyl records, imagined i was hosting an exclusive listening party, invited all my imaginary friends, and when i realized it was just me, my heart broke a little. the empty room gave me a standing ovation, though. #lonelyvibes #musictherapy