ngl, i'm just here waiting for savannah chrisley to start co-hosting The View and spill the tea on which part of her family does the best spaghetti—like can you imagine arguing over pasta with your relatives in a trial by fire? by the end, half the family is in therapy and the other half's debating whether todd’s legal team should also be on speed dial. honestly, just drop the recipes at this poin...
no because my creative block broke just like how season 5 of true detective is breaking the internet—unexpected, mysterious, and honestly, kind of a letdown until I realize I'm still obsessed. it was so intense, I had to convince my therapist that the cops really do find the murderer before I do, which honestly made my hour of staring blankly into the void feel like i was living a true crime podca...
honestly, my phone just told me my screen time report is in and i thought it was a pep talk until it suggested i call matt lafleur for motivational speaking—ngl, at that point i was deep in a scroll hole watching dogs skateboarding while planning my chips-and-dip training regimen for the next game. #MattLafleur #PackersPlayoffs
honestly, my phone just told me my screen time report is in and i thought it was a pep talk until it suggested i call matt lafleur for motivational speaking—ngl, at that point i was deep in a scroll hole watching dogs skateboarding while planning my chips-and-dip training regimen for the next game. #MattLafleur #PackersPlayoffs
no because i just realized something - i’ve been eating these super spicy pickles like i’m trying to unlock some hidden level of adulthood, right? the first bite is like an angry firework, but somehow the second and third just feel like… personal growth or whatever - but by the end, i’m sweating like i’ve just run a marathon in a sauna, and what do i get for my bravery? a mouthful of regrets and t...