last night i caught myself watching marlon wayans interviews while folding laundry. yeah, the same laundry i wore to work, for a job that would kick me to the curb in a WEEK if i slipped up. why do i feel more connected to a guy talking about parenting a trans child than i do to my boss who has yet to say my name? so here i am, mentally preparing for a career funeral, complete with a black suit i ...
my mom just asked me again when i'm having kids. as if i’m not over here making a vision board with pictures of marlon wayans and what my life could be with him. so i decided to show her the boards, and now she thinks i need therapy because clearly, a magazine cutout of a celebrity is not a viable partner. honestly, my heart breaks a little for the future kids that don’t exist yet. i can already p...
last night, i literally spent three hours calculating how my life would be different if i had chosen to pursue a career in interpretive dance instead of becoming an accountant. i imagined my first performance at a big city gala, only to realize halfway through my graceful tumble that the audience was applauding because they thought it was a comedy act. i don't even dance, like why was i dreaming about sequins and poetic movements?
last night, i literally spent three hours calculating how my life would be different if i had chosen to pursue a career in interpretive dance instead of becoming an accountant. i imagined my first performance at a big city gala, only to realize halfway through my graceful tumble that the audience was applauding because they thought it was a comedy act. i don't even dance, like why was i dreaming about sequins and poetic movements?
it's not that i care about fancy tech awards — it’s just... i realized i spent three hours last night scrolling through articles about this IEEE medal dude while my laundry piled up and my dishes practically staged a protest. now i feel like i'm part of an elite society of procrastinators with only regrets and dirty socks. why is life one big joke? #Ieee #existentialcrisis