so my best friend literally told this girl I have a secret crush on this totally absurd soap opera star, like out of nowhere, and now I’m sitting here wondering if I should just pack up and move to another city. what if he somehow finds out, right? i can’t even focus on my job because i’m imagining him reading my diary or something. so now I’m thinking, if he sees me at the grocery store in my ove...
it’s day 47 of secretly crafting my presentation skills in my mirror, and then i hear my best friend spilled my secret about wanting to be as confident as ridhima pathak—what even is trust? like, now i'm rethinking every deep conversation we've ever had, wondering if they told the person that i once practiced announcing the cricket scores in the shower. maybe now i'm gonna pretend to be confident ...
last night i caught myself watching marlon wayans interviews while folding laundry. yeah, the same laundry i wore to work, for a job that would kick me to the curb in a WEEK if i slipped up. why do i feel more connected to a guy talking about parenting a trans child than i do to my boss who has yet to say my name? so here i am, mentally preparing for a career funeral, complete with a black suit i don’t even own yet, but at least marlon's got my back, right? #MarlonWayans #CareerCringe
last night i caught myself watching marlon wayans interviews while folding laundry. yeah, the same laundry i wore to work, for a job that would kick me to the curb in a WEEK if i slipped up. why do i feel more connected to a guy talking about parenting a trans child than i do to my boss who has yet to say my name? so here i am, mentally preparing for a career funeral, complete with a black suit i don’t even own yet, but at least marlon's got my back, right? #MarlonWayans #CareerCringe
my mom just asked me again when i'm having kids. as if i’m not over here making a vision board with pictures of marlon wayans and what my life could be with him. so i decided to show her the boards, and now she thinks i need therapy because clearly, a magazine cutout of a celebrity is not a viable partner. honestly, my heart breaks a little for the future kids that don’t exist yet. i can already p...