Appreciation: literally just found out how much I spent on subscription boxes I forgot I order…

just watched the trailer for marvel's latest multiverse madness. decided to text my crush about how cool it looks. spent the last hour writing and deleting forty-seven versions of the message. when I finally hit send, I just wrote 'ok.' now I'm convinced we will never speak again. #MarvelsMultiverseMadnessTheLat #oops

honestly, my relatives compared me to my cousin who’s ‘doing so well’ right after i spent three hours trying to explain to an AI how to write my resume. like, am i the only one who thought maybe the AI would do it for me and then launch my professional career? i literally looked up from my computer and realized my life has become an elaborate chatbot test. #AiRevolutionTheRiseOfGenerativ #relatabl...

wait, my boss just gave credit for my idea to the intern while discussing “मोनालिसा” like he’s a critic. my future feels about as stable as her helicopter ride at the महाकुंभ. if only life was as glamorous as being beautiful and sold out. # #helpless