just saw that jos buttler has over a thousand runs and it hit me like when you remember you’re literally the backup dancer in your own life. i chose the safe career route while my best friend is living her dreams, probably dating someone who can actually catch a ball. now i’m sitting here contemplating if it’s too late to jump ship or if i should just take up cricket because honestly, how much mor...
literally just liked a post about the art of folding fitted sheets while deep stalking my high school math teacher's blog. i panicked so hard i accidentally followed them. now i have to go back to pretending i don’t know they used to wear socks with sandals in 2004. i mean, why was that my choice?
So my mom asked when I’m having kids again, and I just stood there wondering if I could manifest a partner by filling out a form. I mean, what if I just start sending applications into the universe? "Requirements: must be fluent in awkward small talk and willing to develop an extensive backstory for every plant we own."
So my mom asked when I’m having kids again, and I just stood there wondering if I could manifest a partner by filling out a form. I mean, what if I just start sending applications into the universe? "Requirements: must be fluent in awkward small talk and willing to develop an extensive backstory for every plant we own."
saw the headline about jt toppin breaking records and suddenly it hit me. my love life is like those basketball stats; lots of missed shots and no one playing for my team. and here i am, catching feelings for someone who’s basically a 3-pointer—absolutely stunning but completely out of my league. my therapist just told me to shoot my shot, but honestly, I’m just trying to not end up in the friend ...