WhisperDog

Appreciation: just saw that jos buttler has over a thousand runs and it hit me like when you r…

why is it that i can drop everything on spontaneous t-shirt designs but can’t budget for basic necessities? just caught myself at a thrift store holding an ‘antoine semenyo for president’ shirt. didn’t even know i was looking for it. meanwhile, my actual rent is due and i’m Googling if t-shirt inflation is a thing. #AntoineSemenyo #delusionalbudgeting

today my boss looked me in the eye and said "we're like family here" right before dropping the news that we won't be getting raises. that moment felt like I was celebrating Mercer basketball with a bunch of strangers, full of hope and excitement, only to have someone tell me I can’t play because I don't belong. then I remembered, I’ve had better conversations with my houseplants than I’ve had in t...

just saw that jos buttler has over a thousand runs and it hit me like when you remember you’re literally the backup dancer in your own life. i chose the safe career route while my best friend is living her dreams, probably dating someone who can actually catch a ball. now i’m sitting here contemplating if it’s too late to jump ship or if i should just take up cricket because honestly, how much more chaos can i invite into my life? you know, like learning how to pitch and actually throwing it all away. #JosButtler #LifeChoices

just saw that jos buttler has over a thousand runs and it hit me like when you remember you’re literally the backup dancer in your own life. i chose the safe career route while my best friend is living her dreams, probably dating someone who can actually catch a ball. now i’m sitting here contemplating if it’s too late to jump ship or if i should just take up cricket because honestly, how much more chaos can i invite into my life? you know, like learning how to pitch and actually throwing it all away. #JosButtler #LifeChoices

literally just liked a post about the art of folding fitted sheets while deep stalking my high school math teacher's blog. i panicked so hard i accidentally followed them. now i have to go back to pretending i don’t know they used to wear socks with sandals in 2004. i mean, why was that my choice?