today my boss looked me in the eye and said "we're like family here" right before dropping the news that we won't be getting raises. that moment felt like I was celebrating Mercer basketball with a bunch of strangers, full of hope and excitement, only to have someone tell me I can’t play because I don't belong. then I remembered, I’ve had better conversations with my houseplants than I’ve had in t...
just saw that jos buttler has over a thousand runs and it hit me like when you remember you’re literally the backup dancer in your own life. i chose the safe career route while my best friend is living her dreams, probably dating someone who can actually catch a ball. now i’m sitting here contemplating if it’s too late to jump ship or if i should just take up cricket because honestly, how much mor...
literally just liked a post about the art of folding fitted sheets while deep stalking my high school math teacher's blog. i panicked so hard i accidentally followed them. now i have to go back to pretending i don’t know they used to wear socks with sandals in 2004. i mean, why was that my choice?
literally just liked a post about the art of folding fitted sheets while deep stalking my high school math teacher's blog. i panicked so hard i accidentally followed them. now i have to go back to pretending i don’t know they used to wear socks with sandals in 2004. i mean, why was that my choice?
So my mom asked when I’m having kids again, and I just stood there wondering if I could manifest a partner by filling out a form. I mean, what if I just start sending applications into the universe? "Requirements: must be fluent in awkward small talk and willing to develop an extensive backstory for every plant we own."