Confessions: the way that i thought i was sharing my lunch order with my friend but accidenta…

i was just sitting there, scrolling, when i saw that dakoda fields is transferring. not gonna lie, it hit me harder than i expected. made me reflect on how i used to judge people who would jump from one thing to another. and here i am, binge-watching the same sad romance for the third time this month. i mean, have i become the person who gives everyone side-eye while deep down secretly wondering i...

so i just realized i wrote a ten-minute thank you speech for an award that doesn't even exist. rehearsed it in the mirror while wearing my fanciest pajamas. honestly thought about getting a gown made in case i ever win something called "Best Soulful Bread Baker". spoiler alert: I cannot bake.

i just had to mediate between my parents as they fight over who gets the cherished fish tank. they’re both in the living room, like two hungry sharks circling each other, while i’m just standing there with a plate of expired sushi, trying to keep the peace. my mom was like "i’ve cared for those fish for years," while my dad keeps reminding her that he bought the tank during a midlife crisis. hones...