not gonna lie, i just scrolled through my old cooking videos and actually contemplated sending my rendition of 'microwave pasta' to the Food Network. they are going to call me next Iron Chef because who doesn’t love a soggy noodle at eleven PM?
just saw the news about the broomfield fire and realized my parents were my age when they were already paying their mortgage. meanwhile, i can't even remember to feed myself lunch. how is it possible they had everything figured out while i’m over here googling 'how to adult' and hoping my phone battery doesn't die in the process? if this fire spreads any closer, i might just evacuate my dignity al...
i was just sitting there, scrolling, when i saw that dakoda fields is transferring. not gonna lie, it hit me harder than i expected. made me reflect on how i used to judge people who would jump from one thing to another. and here i am, binge-watching the same sad romance for the third time this month. i mean, have i become the person who gives everyone side-eye while deep down secretly wondering if i can manifest a love like that? sigh. it’s fine. everything is fine. #DakodaFields #selfdiscovery
i was just sitting there, scrolling, when i saw that dakoda fields is transferring. not gonna lie, it hit me harder than i expected. made me reflect on how i used to judge people who would jump from one thing to another. and here i am, binge-watching the same sad romance for the third time this month. i mean, have i become the person who gives everyone side-eye while deep down secretly wondering if i can manifest a love like that? sigh. it’s fine. everything is fine. #DakodaFields #selfdiscovery
so i just realized i wrote a ten-minute thank you speech for an award that doesn't even exist. rehearsed it in the mirror while wearing my fanciest pajamas. honestly thought about getting a gown made in case i ever win something called "Best Soulful Bread Baker". spoiler alert: I cannot bake.