yooo, just found an unfinished puzzle in my closet from 2017, and it’s literally like a message from my past self saying "congrats on giving up" but also like, who thought it was a good idea to leave 3 corner pieces and a solid chunk of the middle missing? honestly, do I just become an abstract artist now?
so i'm sitting here nursing my bitten tongue that's taking longer to heal than the time i spent watching highlight reels of giannis taking a charge against the bulls like it was some slow-motion cinematic moment and all i can think is, does he think his calf is as sore as my tongue feels right now? because at this point i’m ready to go full dramatic and lay down an injury report of my own like 'ou...
wait, so i found my old school essays and literally thought “wow, this might be the next big Netflix movie.” but then i realized the climax was just me describing how i couldn’t decide between pizza or salad for lunch, which is like… not exactly Oscar material. so instead of directing my film career, i'm just gonna settle in and watch someone else’s “Goodbye June” instead. #NetflixMovies #oldessays
wait, so i found my old school essays and literally thought “wow, this might be the next big Netflix movie.” but then i realized the climax was just me describing how i couldn’t decide between pizza or salad for lunch, which is like… not exactly Oscar material. so instead of directing my film career, i'm just gonna settle in and watch someone else’s “Goodbye June” instead. #NetflixMovies #oldessays
why do I get so invested in a bunch of teens with sticks and pucks—while I sit in a cubicle staring at an excel sheet all day? like, cool, they scored a few goals against Germany, meanwhile i struggle to score a lunch break without judgment. it’s basically me rooting for them to do better than my life decisions—so yeah, go Team USA, you’re living my dreams, #ColeHutson #WorldJuniors