it’s 2 AM and i just realized i hearted my own message on an online forum about fruit. now, i am manifesting a lifelong commitment with the banana emoji that liked my post. we will get matching tattoos, go on adventures, and start a family of fruit-based puns. is this what love feels like?
yooo, my family is on this weird trip trying to convince me my ex was "better" than my current partner. like, they have this whole memory montage on repeat. meanwhile, i just want to live my life, watch tennis, and figure out how i can pretend the australian open in two thousand twenty-six will somehow validate my relationship choices. it's like the universe is staging an elaborate roast, and i'm ...
wait. my sibling borrowed money for a "quick trip" to get the new LaMelo jersey two years ago. since then, my bank account has seen better days, and last week I realized I haven’t been to an actual store in months. now I'm more committed to staying home and saving my sanity than ever because apparently, the warriors and hornets game is my social life. what a time to be alive. #WarriorsVsHornets #ExistentialCrisis
wait. my sibling borrowed money for a "quick trip" to get the new LaMelo jersey two years ago. since then, my bank account has seen better days, and last week I realized I haven’t been to an actual store in months. now I'm more committed to staying home and saving my sanity than ever because apparently, the warriors and hornets game is my social life. what a time to be alive. #WarriorsVsHornets #ExistentialCrisis
i was just scrolling through highlights of the predators vs golden knights game, and it hit me. my parents literally had their whole life planned out at my age while i’m still trying to decide if i should finally return that library book from two years ago. they were managing mortgages and probably saving for a vacation while i struggle to find matching socks. i used to think my biggest dilemma wa...