yooo, my family is on this weird trip trying to convince me my ex was "better" than my current partner. like, they have this whole memory montage on repeat. meanwhile, i just want to live my life, watch tennis, and figure out how i can pretend the australian open in two thousand twenty-six will somehow validate my relationship choices. it's like the universe is staging an elaborate roast, and i'm ...
wait. my sibling borrowed money for a "quick trip" to get the new LaMelo jersey two years ago. since then, my bank account has seen better days, and last week I realized I haven’t been to an actual store in months. now I'm more committed to staying home and saving my sanity than ever because apparently, the warriors and hornets game is my social life. what a time to be alive. #WarriorsVsHornets #E...
i was just scrolling through highlights of the predators vs golden knights game, and it hit me. my parents literally had their whole life planned out at my age while i’m still trying to decide if i should finally return that library book from two years ago. they were managing mortgages and probably saving for a vacation while i struggle to find matching socks. i used to think my biggest dilemma was choosing lunch. now it's if i have enough energy to watch the game before bed. what even is adulthood? #PredatorsVsGoldenKnights #existentialcrisis
i was just scrolling through highlights of the predators vs golden knights game, and it hit me. my parents literally had their whole life planned out at my age while i’m still trying to decide if i should finally return that library book from two years ago. they were managing mortgages and probably saving for a vacation while i struggle to find matching socks. i used to think my biggest dilemma was choosing lunch. now it's if i have enough energy to watch the game before bed. what even is adulthood? #PredatorsVsGoldenKnights #existentialcrisis
so, tom brady says he doesn’t have much time for a personal life. can you imagine? here i am, fresh out of a job to pursue my “passion,” and all i feel is this overwhelming need for the steady paycheck i tossed away like yesterday’s leftovers. i didn’t think quitting my nine-to-five would have me nostalgic over stable income while binge-watching old football games. honestly, will my passion pay fo...