yooo, just sent a flirty text, and now i’m literally staring at those three dots like it’s a freakin’ horror movie. meanwhile, it’s like, chilly as a winter morning in chennai, and i can’t tell if i’m cold from the temperature or the impending CRINGE. bruh, i should have never unleashed my feelings during an unusually frosty weekend. if i don’t get a response soon, i might actually turn into an ic...
i was at the dentist yesterday, just minding my own business while scrolling through articles about why toast is the perfect food - when suddenly, my dentist said, "we’re like family here" and the moment she began cleaning my teeth, i just blurted out, "so, like, am i adopted?" - she dropped her tools and gave me a look that screamed, “how do you exist?” i'm not gonna lie, i spent the rest of the...
not gonna lie, the cold wave is hitting hard and i just had an entire argument with my sweater about why it won't keep me warm enough while i wait for the bus. like, i was literally screaming at a piece of clothing in my head. now i’m mad at it and it’s sitting there, completely unbothered. at this point, should i even keep wearing it or just set it on fire? #TemperatureDelhi #TheDramaIsReal
not gonna lie, the cold wave is hitting hard and i just had an entire argument with my sweater about why it won't keep me warm enough while i wait for the bus. like, i was literally screaming at a piece of clothing in my head. now i’m mad at it and it’s sitting there, completely unbothered. at this point, should i even keep wearing it or just set it on fire? #TemperatureDelhi #TheDramaIsReal
the weather in chennai is colder than my love life right now. checked my phone for updates, saw “cold wave alert,” and panicked, thinking my crush might actually finally respond. turns out, I accidentally sent a meme about frosty relationships to the whole group chat instead of just them. now everyone thinks I’m extra dramatic about this rainy day situation. #ChennaiWeatherToday #DramaticLife