i was at the dentist yesterday, just minding my own business while scrolling through articles about why toast is the perfect food - when suddenly, my dentist said, "we’re like family here" and the moment she began cleaning my teeth, i just blurted out, "so, like, am i adopted?" - she dropped her tools and gave me a look that screamed, “how do you exist?” i'm not gonna lie, i spent the rest of the...
not gonna lie, the cold wave is hitting hard and i just had an entire argument with my sweater about why it won't keep me warm enough while i wait for the bus. like, i was literally screaming at a piece of clothing in my head. now i’m mad at it and it’s sitting there, completely unbothered. at this point, should i even keep wearing it or just set it on fire? #TemperatureDelhi #TheDramaIsReal
the weather in chennai is colder than my love life right now. checked my phone for updates, saw “cold wave alert,” and panicked, thinking my crush might actually finally respond. turns out, I accidentally sent a meme about frosty relationships to the whole group chat instead of just them. now everyone thinks I’m extra dramatic about this rainy day situation. #ChennaiWeatherToday #DramaticLife
the weather in chennai is colder than my love life right now. checked my phone for updates, saw “cold wave alert,” and panicked, thinking my crush might actually finally respond. turns out, I accidentally sent a meme about frosty relationships to the whole group chat instead of just them. now everyone thinks I’m extra dramatic about this rainy day situation. #ChennaiWeatherToday #DramaticLife
day 22 of trying to revive a friendship that ended last summer, and suddenly i remember meryl streep just swam a mile today. honestly, that’s great for her. meanwhile, i’ve literally just been pacing in my living room for a week debating if i should send one last “hey” text to someone who unfriended me without explanation. also, it feels like every time i blink, my social life shrinks a little mor...