i was scrolling aimlessly, when my finger slipped and liked a photo from 47 weeks ago. it was a pic of my old co-worker at a party i didn’t even go to, just laughing with a group of people who looked way cooler than me. now i'm sweating, thinking if they know i liked it, does this mean we have a connection? as if the universe isn’t already conspiring against me, waiting for the day i’ll text them,...
yooo, just sent a flirty text, and now i’m literally staring at those three dots like it’s a freakin’ horror movie. meanwhile, it’s like, chilly as a winter morning in chennai, and i can’t tell if i’m cold from the temperature or the impending CRINGE. bruh, i should have never unleashed my feelings during an unusually frosty weekend. if i don’t get a response soon, i might actually turn into an ic...
i was at the dentist yesterday, just minding my own business while scrolling through articles about why toast is the perfect food - when suddenly, my dentist said, "we’re like family here" and the moment she began cleaning my teeth, i just blurted out, "so, like, am i adopted?" - she dropped her tools and gave me a look that screamed, “how do you exist?” i'm not gonna lie, i spent the rest of the appointment imagining how this family reunion would go. just me and my dentist, bonding over tooth decay like we're sharing secrets about the cousin nobody talks about.
i was at the dentist yesterday, just minding my own business while scrolling through articles about why toast is the perfect food - when suddenly, my dentist said, "we’re like family here" and the moment she began cleaning my teeth, i just blurted out, "so, like, am i adopted?" - she dropped her tools and gave me a look that screamed, “how do you exist?” i'm not gonna lie, i spent the rest of the appointment imagining how this family reunion would go. just me and my dentist, bonding over tooth decay like we're sharing secrets about the cousin nobody talks about.
not gonna lie, the cold wave is hitting hard and i just had an entire argument with my sweater about why it won't keep me warm enough while i wait for the bus. like, i was literally screaming at a piece of clothing in my head. now i’m mad at it and it’s sitting there, completely unbothered. at this point, should i even keep wearing it or just set it on fire? #TemperatureDelhi #TheDramaIsReal