the fact that my friend group literally has a secret chat without me is wild. like, what am I not offering that their group needs? should I start wearing better socks or something? I mean, I was the one who once suggested we all dye our hair green for fun, but clearly that was not enough...
my family group chat just became the official centerpoint outage map. why is my mom texting me about everyone else's outages like we are emergency responders? my aunt just sent a photo of her neighbor’s cat that is “definitely” responsible for the outages, and now I feel like I’m in some reality show where I’m the only one without a storyline. I never signed up for a power outage drama when I just...
literally just screenshotted a meme about Sukhoi planes to send to my friend, then accidentally sent it to my crush who thinks im some sort of aviation expert. they responded with “isn’t that a fighter jet?” and i had to play it cool like “yeah, super interested in military aircraft” while my heart was literally racing because i thought i’d just ruined any chance i had. they have no idea i can’t even parallel park. #Sukhoi #Unhinged
literally just screenshotted a meme about Sukhoi planes to send to my friend, then accidentally sent it to my crush who thinks im some sort of aviation expert. they responded with “isn’t that a fighter jet?” and i had to play it cool like “yeah, super interested in military aircraft” while my heart was literally racing because i thought i’d just ruined any chance i had. they have no idea i can’t even parallel park. #Sukhoi #Unhinged
just found out there is an art exhibit happening downtown. i was so excited until i saw my credit card statement. then i remembered the last time i thought splurging on art would improve my soul. turns out it only improved my level of shame when the delivery guy came with a six-foot canvas that didn’t even fit in my apartment. is a life of unpaid credit cards and existential dread worth the pursui...