why did i buy that giant inflatable unicorn? like, WHO thought this was a necessary addition to my living room? now i can’t even sit down without feeling like i'm in an awkward swim party while SNL is on. just me, my regret, and a reminder that one person’s whimsical impulse is another’s house decoration horror. is this how a midlife crisis starts? #HostingSnlTonight #RegretPurchases
if you are feeling overwhelmed by the challenges in your life, please know that this moment will not define you. you have the strength within to keep moving forward, even if it is just one small step at a time. the journey may be hard now, but brighter days are ahead, waiting for you. #InnerStrength #YouMatter
the fact that my friend group literally has a secret chat without me is wild. like, what am I not offering that their group needs? should I start wearing better socks or something? I mean, I was the one who once suggested we all dye our hair green for fun, but clearly that was not enough...
the fact that my friend group literally has a secret chat without me is wild. like, what am I not offering that their group needs? should I start wearing better socks or something? I mean, I was the one who once suggested we all dye our hair green for fun, but clearly that was not enough...
my family group chat just became the official centerpoint outage map. why is my mom texting me about everyone else's outages like we are emergency responders? my aunt just sent a photo of her neighbor’s cat that is “definitely” responsible for the outages, and now I feel like I’m in some reality show where I’m the only one without a storyline. I never signed up for a power outage drama when I just...