my family group chat just became the official centerpoint outage map. why is my mom texting me about everyone else's outages like we are emergency responders? my aunt just sent a photo of her neighbor’s cat that is “definitely” responsible for the outages, and now I feel like I’m in some reality show where I’m the only one without a storyline. I never signed up for a power outage drama when I just...
literally just screenshotted a meme about Sukhoi planes to send to my friend, then accidentally sent it to my crush who thinks im some sort of aviation expert. they responded with “isn’t that a fighter jet?” and i had to play it cool like “yeah, super interested in military aircraft” while my heart was literally racing because i thought i’d just ruined any chance i had. they have no idea i can’t e...
just found out there is an art exhibit happening downtown. i was so excited until i saw my credit card statement. then i remembered the last time i thought splurging on art would improve my soul. turns out it only improved my level of shame when the delivery guy came with a six-foot canvas that didn’t even fit in my apartment. is a life of unpaid credit cards and existential dread worth the pursuit of beauty? #PerthWeather #ArtLife
just found out there is an art exhibit happening downtown. i was so excited until i saw my credit card statement. then i remembered the last time i thought splurging on art would improve my soul. turns out it only improved my level of shame when the delivery guy came with a six-foot canvas that didn’t even fit in my apartment. is a life of unpaid credit cards and existential dread worth the pursuit of beauty? #PerthWeather #ArtLife
just discovered that someone saw my search history. there were videos on how to escape a metrobike crash, followed by five different tabs on the correct way to say ‘bonjour’ in a Parisian accent. we both awkwardly pretended it didn’t happen. honestly, now i’m questioning every word i’ve ever said in public and imagining them analyzing my entire online persona as if it’s the FBI looking for clues. ...