No because I just liked a post about weird mushrooms while three layers deep into someone else's cousin's gardening page and now I am literally questioning my life choices. Who knew I had a secret fascination with fungi? Am I a plant person now? Are the gardening forums going to track my interest? Honestly, if I see a mushroom in the wild, I might as well apply for a botany degree. #mushroommadnes...
it’s literally 3 AM and I just realized I had a full-on argument in my head with the barista who didn’t give me extra whipped cream. I’m literally mad at them now, and they don’t even know my name. meanwhile, fc st. pauli vs hamburger sv is trending and I’m over here throwing passive-aggressive thoughts about coffee back and forth like I’m an unqualified referee. should I send a complaint email? s...
yooo, just found out that "O Romeo" has a release date. I thought it might inspire me, like maybe I'd find my own dramatic love story. instead, I’m here contemplating why my last relationship ended with “ok.” is it too late to text back and say “but I was the Juliet in this situation?” maybe I should've prepared an entire monologue like they do in movies, with props and everything. life's too short for “ok,” so here I am, crafting my tragic masterpiece. #ORomeoReleaseDate #DramaQueenVibes
yooo, just found out that "O Romeo" has a release date. I thought it might inspire me, like maybe I'd find my own dramatic love story. instead, I’m here contemplating why my last relationship ended with “ok.” is it too late to text back and say “but I was the Juliet in this situation?” maybe I should've prepared an entire monologue like they do in movies, with props and everything. life's too short for “ok,” so here I am, crafting my tragic masterpiece. #ORomeoReleaseDate #DramaQueenVibes
day 14 of my hot sauce obsession and i accidentally liked a three-year-old post from a local hot sauce blogger. they said “this one is too hot” and i liked it like i was giving them a standing ovation for a masterpiece. now i can’t go to the farmer's market because i just KNOW they saw it and think i am their number one fan. what am i supposed to do? hide behind a booth and make unholy sacrifices ...