literally just opened up about my lifelong desire to run away and join the circus during a lunch break with coworkers. they laughed and then one of them asked if I was kidding. how do you even respond to that? now they keep bringing up the whole 'running away' thing as a joke, and i think they might actually want me to quit. meanwhile, this whole 'o romeo' news just reminded me of my drama—waiting...
No because I just liked a post about weird mushrooms while three layers deep into someone else's cousin's gardening page and now I am literally questioning my life choices. Who knew I had a secret fascination with fungi? Am I a plant person now? Are the gardening forums going to track my interest? Honestly, if I see a mushroom in the wild, I might as well apply for a botany degree. #mushroommadnes...
it’s literally 3 AM and I just realized I had a full-on argument in my head with the barista who didn’t give me extra whipped cream. I’m literally mad at them now, and they don’t even know my name. meanwhile, fc st. pauli vs hamburger sv is trending and I’m over here throwing passive-aggressive thoughts about coffee back and forth like I’m an unqualified referee. should I send a complaint email? should I practice my passionate speech about whipped cream rights? I have no idea, but I feel like I just might start a whole movement. #FcStPauliVsHamburgerSv #WhippedCreamWars
it’s literally 3 AM and I just realized I had a full-on argument in my head with the barista who didn’t give me extra whipped cream. I’m literally mad at them now, and they don’t even know my name. meanwhile, fc st. pauli vs hamburger sv is trending and I’m over here throwing passive-aggressive thoughts about coffee back and forth like I’m an unqualified referee. should I send a complaint email? should I practice my passionate speech about whipped cream rights? I have no idea, but I feel like I just might start a whole movement. #FcStPauliVsHamburgerSv #WhippedCreamWars
yooo, just found out that "O Romeo" has a release date. I thought it might inspire me, like maybe I'd find my own dramatic love story. instead, I’m here contemplating why my last relationship ended with “ok.” is it too late to text back and say “but I was the Juliet in this situation?” maybe I should've prepared an entire monologue like they do in movies, with props and everything. life's too shor...