the way that I opened my email this morning to see “this message has been flagged as phishing” like, great, just another sign I can’t get anything right, and it felt like losing that one person I thought was the answer to everything, but honestly, that hurt way less than realizing I’d invested so much of myself into them—like now I’m back to square one and feeling totally out of sync as everyone e...
yooo, so my parents are literally getting a divorce and somehow i’m like the mediator now, right? like the other day i had to choose which parent to sit next to while they both argued over who gets the good silverware in front of me. it felt like i was watching a reality show where nobody wins but like also, who even knew that family heirlooms could be this dramatic? anyway, now i keep thinking ma...
wait, so my manager wants a “quick chat” on Friday at four? that’s code for “i hope you’re ready to awkwardly stare at your hands while pretending we both didn’t see you almost burn down the break room last week” – honestly, i might just walk in, sit down, and dramatically declare “i CAN do a cartwheel,” and then not follow through because i dont think that’ll go over well. like, do i practice a c...