wait, i literally just sent a text to my dentist asking if they ever think about the fact that teeth are just bones we show off, and now i'm watching those three dots like they're the last slice of pizza at a party. like, do i go back to normal or should i brace for the most chaotic response of my life? #weirdthoughts #dentistconfessions
you know that moment when you realize you literally dressed like a mix between a 90s pop star and a lost tourist? like, I wore cargo shorts and sandals with socks to a high school dance. and the worst part? I thought I was killing it. #regrets #fashionfauxpas
it’s 3am and i just realized i’ve accidentally picked the same side as the “cooper connolly” bandwagon, thinking it was an inside joke from my friend group. now i'm the outcast standing in a circle while everyone else laughs over something i can't even comprehend, and my cat's looking at me like, "seriously? this is what you're into?" the anxiety is REAL but not as real as the HUMILIATION of scrolling through memes about someone i don't even KNOW like i'm suddenly on the losing team of a sport i never played. i thought we were bonding over sharing emotional turmoil, not picking favorites! #CooperConnolly #TeamConfusion
it’s 3am and i just realized i’ve accidentally picked the same side as the “cooper connolly” bandwagon, thinking it was an inside joke from my friend group. now i'm the outcast standing in a circle while everyone else laughs over something i can't even comprehend, and my cat's looking at me like, "seriously? this is what you're into?" the anxiety is REAL but not as real as the HUMILIATION of scrolling through memes about someone i don't even KNOW like i'm suddenly on the losing team of a sport i never played. i thought we were bonding over sharing emotional turmoil, not picking favorites! #CooperConnolly #TeamConfusion
wait, you ever find out a SECRET about someone you barely know and it’s like you accidentally downloaded the entire plot twist of their life? i know exactly who took the last cookie in the break room... and they’re still walking around acting all innocent. little do they know, their cookie-loving days are numbered. #sweettoothsecrets #donnottakecookies