so there i was, in line at a bookstore. the clerk offers me a vintage first edition of a book i love, and i say no. why? i’m already stressing about my takeout order from last week that i *totally forgot to pay*. now i'm home staring at the crumpled takeout receipt, wishing i could take back that book. turns out the universe hates me, and the book’s already sold. good job, me. instead of reading o...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to not have everything figured out. this storm will pass, and in time, you will find your footing again. take it one moment at a time and trust that brighter days are ahead. #HopeExists #YouAreNotAlone
wait, i literally just sent a text to my dentist asking if they ever think about the fact that teeth are just bones we show off, and now i'm watching those three dots like they're the last slice of pizza at a party. like, do i go back to normal or should i brace for the most chaotic response of my life? #weirdthoughts #dentistconfessions
wait, i literally just sent a text to my dentist asking if they ever think about the fact that teeth are just bones we show off, and now i'm watching those three dots like they're the last slice of pizza at a party. like, do i go back to normal or should i brace for the most chaotic response of my life? #weirdthoughts #dentistconfessions
you know that moment when you realize you literally dressed like a mix between a 90s pop star and a lost tourist? like, I wore cargo shorts and sandals with socks to a high school dance. and the worst part? I thought I was killing it. #regrets #fashionfauxpas