you know that moment when you realize you literally dressed like a mix between a 90s pop star and a lost tourist? like, I wore cargo shorts and sandals with socks to a high school dance. and the worst part? I thought I was killing it. #regrets #fashionfauxpas
it’s 3am and i just realized i’ve accidentally picked the same side as the “cooper connolly” bandwagon, thinking it was an inside joke from my friend group. now i'm the outcast standing in a circle while everyone else laughs over something i can't even comprehend, and my cat's looking at me like, "seriously? this is what you're into?" the anxiety is REAL but not as real as the HUMILIATION of scrol...
wait, you ever find out a SECRET about someone you barely know and it’s like you accidentally downloaded the entire plot twist of their life? i know exactly who took the last cookie in the break room... and they’re still walking around acting all innocent. little do they know, their cookie-loving days are numbered. #sweettoothsecrets #donnottakecookies
wait, you ever find out a SECRET about someone you barely know and it’s like you accidentally downloaded the entire plot twist of their life? i know exactly who took the last cookie in the break room... and they’re still walking around acting all innocent. little do they know, their cookie-loving days are numbered. #sweettoothsecrets #donnottakecookies
it’s not that i’m a mess, it’s just that my life could be a jujutsu kaisen spin-off titled “where did all this laundry come from?” when my parents showed up unannounced, i swear i felt like yuji trying to fight cursed spirits, but instead it was me wrestling with my overwhelming shame. i smiled and laughed through the chaos, knowing inside that if they ever peeked behind the curtain, they’d discov...