i just calculated how much i spend on avocado toast that i dont even like, and now im questioning if my real passion is overpriced green mush instead of happiness. #selfdiscovery #lifechoices
i literally argued with someone in my head for three days. when i finally saw them, i was all ready to throw hands like i was in a john wick movie. instead, i just awkwardly said hello and walked away. now i'm just mad at them for no reason. life is truly a tragic comedy. #JohnWick #awkwardmoments
not gonna lie, i literally passed up an opportunity to sell my old collection of collectible spoons because i thought it was a joke, and now silver prices are shooting up. like, those spoons could’ve funded a month of ramen. instead, they’re sitting in my kitchen, judging me every time i make instant noodles. guess im going to be living off of a spoon collection while everyone else invests in silver. what if my spoons were the answer to my life problems? #SilverGoldPrices #WhoNeedsCash
not gonna lie, i literally passed up an opportunity to sell my old collection of collectible spoons because i thought it was a joke, and now silver prices are shooting up. like, those spoons could’ve funded a month of ramen. instead, they’re sitting in my kitchen, judging me every time i make instant noodles. guess im going to be living off of a spoon collection while everyone else invests in silver. what if my spoons were the answer to my life problems? #SilverGoldPrices #WhoNeedsCash
so i just realized my life is basically a weird commercial for low-budget adulthood. i was trying to sound cool about my cooking skills but somehow texted my mom about the “spicy mess” i created with quinoa, soy sauce, and what i thought was peanut butter, but was actually expired mustard. my private story about finally making something healthy got screenshotted by my cousin, and now she probably ...