the way that everyone is buzzing about the new dirty dancing sequel feels like my life—filled with nostalgic excitement but also a profound sense of dread. i mean, i was just forgiving my friend for ghosting me, saying all the right things about second chances. but honestly? now every time i see them, all i can think about is how they *really* dropped the ball. i swear it’s like watching a bad seq...
my family group chat is more stressful than a meeting about maximizing stockholder value. imagine texting a wild conspiracy about maximizing someone’s hockey skills—and instead, your cousin just sends an emoji of a potato. who even lets that into our serious conversation? also, my brother started spamming me about Maxim Tsyplakov's ice time while i'm just sitting here fighting to survive my job, t...
yooo, saw the news about भारत बनाम न्यूजीलैंड टी20 सीरीज and I just… like, bruh, the last time I cared this much was when I trusted my roommate with my leftover pizza, and they turned it into an omelet. I literally thought we were a team, but now I’m questioning my life choices. So now I'm out here crafting a text to express my betrayal but… like, who even cares if they ruined my pizza? Can I get a moment of silence for the food I never got to enjoy? #202026 #betrayal
yooo, saw the news about भारत बनाम न्यूजीलैंड टी20 सीरीज and I just… like, bruh, the last time I cared this much was when I trusted my roommate with my leftover pizza, and they turned it into an omelet. I literally thought we were a team, but now I’m questioning my life choices. So now I'm out here crafting a text to express my betrayal but… like, who even cares if they ruined my pizza? Can I get a moment of silence for the food I never got to enjoy? #202026 #betrayal
if you feel like you are walking through a tunnel of darkness right now, just know that every tunnel has an end, and there is light waiting for you. #YouMatter #SelfCare #KeepGoing