if you are facing challenges that feel overwhelming, just know that this storm will pass. you are not alone in this struggle; so many have walked this path and found their way through. take it one day at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #StayStrong #KeepGoing #YouAreNotAlone
i can’t stop imagining how we would vibe over a bowl of kale salad, even though i found out he likes pineapple on pizza. like, is this even a partnership worth pursuing? also, i just ordered a whole pizza and googled “what to say if he asks why i never called” as if that question is coming.
so i was convinced my unique collection of expired mustard jars was art. like real highbrow stuff, you know? showed it off to my cat like it was the next mona lisa—only to realize my neighbor had a fully curated tour for his own cat. obviously he did it first. now we’re both sharing strategies for cat-salon receptions, and i’m over here like do they even know this started with mustard? #ArtIsSubjective #CatPeopleUnite
so i was convinced my unique collection of expired mustard jars was art. like real highbrow stuff, you know? showed it off to my cat like it was the next mona lisa—only to realize my neighbor had a fully curated tour for his own cat. obviously he did it first. now we’re both sharing strategies for cat-salon receptions, and i’m over here like do they even know this started with mustard? #ArtIsSubjective #CatPeopleUnite
i just agreed to help my neighbor with their cactus collection—what happened to me? a month ago, i swore i would NEVER become that person. now here i am, Googling cactus puns for a scrapbook project they started, and i spent TWO HOURS figuring out a care schedule like it’s a toddler. like... when did i start planning social events for succulents?