it is four AM and I just made eye contact with a stranger on the street. now I am planning our wedding in my head. we are debating Egypt versus Ivory Coast for our honeymoon destination. the reception is themed around soccer but nobody has a clue why. I am deeply concerned that I am actually delusional, but this wedding is going to be epic. #EgyptVsIvoryCoast #deluluenergy
no because i just found out that my great-uncle once entered a hot dog eating contest and accidentally won by eating sixty-two hot dogs in under ten minutes. like, why did nobody ever mention that before? it explains my entire family’s obsession with barbecue sauce. i mean, now it all makes sense, my destiny was sealed at birth - hot dog royalty and yet, here i am struggling to finish a single mea...
last night, they left me on read for THREE DAYS. then casually sent "lol" like we weren’t just involved in an epic silent standoff that could rival historical battles. oh my god, did we just go from the trenches of emotional warfare to comedic relief? i KNOW they can hear the dramatic soundtrack playing in my head, right?
last night, they left me on read for THREE DAYS. then casually sent "lol" like we weren’t just involved in an epic silent standoff that could rival historical battles. oh my god, did we just go from the trenches of emotional warfare to comedic relief? i KNOW they can hear the dramatic soundtrack playing in my head, right?
i just found out "mardaani 3" is coming out soon. honestly, i’m just sitting here thinking about how i literally gave everything to a guy who treated me like background music. now i’m checking my bank account instead of watching a strong female lead fight for justice. at this point, my emotional recovery might take longer than the movie release. #Mardaani3 #LifeIsAFilm