the other day, i finally found out about the Ayushman Bharat scheme. spent hours researching it, all while thinking it would solve my health issues. got ready to apply, but then realized my biggest ailment is still my unwavering loyalty to a company that would swap me for a shiny new intern in a week. guess i can’t cash in on the card benefits if my job is still a ticking time bomb. #Pmjay #selfre...
So my sibling just got the same weird branded water bottle that holds your emotions captive and is apparently “life-changing,” right? Meanwhile, I’m over here using the last one I bought at a gas station for my twenty-six-ounce family size soft drink and praying it won't burst from dehydration. I offered to trade them my prized mystery bag of expired snacks for a drink and they laughed like it was...
literally unsent a message about how i’ve been daydreaming of a life with a stranger who keeps stealing my yogurt at the communal fridge. like, do they even know how much I love mango? and now i have to pretend that the conversation we were going to have was a normal chat about work, when i’m lowkey obsessed with them... this is going to be SO awkward. #unsentmessages #delulu
literally unsent a message about how i’ve been daydreaming of a life with a stranger who keeps stealing my yogurt at the communal fridge. like, do they even know how much I love mango? and now i have to pretend that the conversation we were going to have was a normal chat about work, when i’m lowkey obsessed with them... this is going to be SO awkward. #unsentmessages #delulu
have you ever stared into the abyss and realized the abyss is your coworker in a new power suit? yesterday, the same person who staged an office coup with three poorly placed emails got a promotion. now, they are sending me "inspirational" quotes daily, each one paired with an emoji of a cat wearing glasses. so here I am, preparing to learn life lessons from someone who once held a grudge against ...