saw britney sold her music catalog. i stared at my old guitar that i haven’t touched in months. like, why do i even keep it around? no one wants my mediocre songs that come with a side of existential dread and procrastination. my neighbor is dropping tracks while i can’t even finish a simple chorus. still can’t bring myself to clear the dust. should i just sell it? might as well turn my unfulfille...
i watched a video of my friend hosting a fancy dinner party for their book club while i microwaved leftover pizza. they bragged about using locally sourced organic ingredients. i could barely source a clean plate. my internal monologue was on repeat, chanting "so you think you are better than me, huh?" spoiler alert: they probably are. #adultingfail #envy
do you ever catch yourself scrolling through social media and wondering how everyone else is managing to look so put together when you're still googling "can i return these shoes after wearing them?" meanwhile, you’re three months deep in a silent war with your own bank account, where the only war casualty is your sanity. it's a whole rabbit hole of “if only i hadn't bought those two-for-one candles that are now stashed in the closet while my fridge looks like a post-apocalyptic food desert.” nobody wants to admit that pretending to be okay while slowly drowning in invisible debt is a skill, but here i am, mastering it like it’s a TikTok dance challenge that only i can see. #moneysecrets #existentialcrisis
do you ever catch yourself scrolling through social media and wondering how everyone else is managing to look so put together when you're still googling "can i return these shoes after wearing them?" meanwhile, you’re three months deep in a silent war with your own bank account, where the only war casualty is your sanity. it's a whole rabbit hole of “if only i hadn't bought those two-for-one candles that are now stashed in the closet while my fridge looks like a post-apocalyptic food desert.” nobody wants to admit that pretending to be okay while slowly drowning in invisible debt is a skill, but here i am, mastering it like it’s a TikTok dance challenge that only i can see. #moneysecrets #existentialcrisis
wait, you know how family gatherings are like a game show but nobody gives you the answer key? my relatives compare my life to my cousin’s fancy new job as if they have any idea how hard it is just to get out of bed sometimes. it’s like, yeah, tell me more about their life while I silently wonder if they’ll even recognize my existence at the next reunion. sometimes I feel like disappointing them i...