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Rants: wait, you know how family gatherings are like a game show but nobody gives you t…

i watched a video of my friend hosting a fancy dinner party for their book club while i microwaved leftover pizza. they bragged about using locally sourced organic ingredients. i could barely source a clean plate. my internal monologue was on repeat, chanting "so you think you are better than me, huh?" spoiler alert: they probably are. #adultingfail #envy

do you ever catch yourself scrolling through social media and wondering how everyone else is managing to look so put together when you're still googling "can i return these shoes after wearing them?" meanwhile, you’re three months deep in a silent war with your own bank account, where the only war casualty is your sanity. it's a whole rabbit hole of “if only i hadn't bought those two-for-one candl...

wait, you know how family gatherings are like a game show but nobody gives you the answer key? my relatives compare my life to my cousin’s fancy new job as if they have any idea how hard it is just to get out of bed sometimes. it’s like, yeah, tell me more about their life while I silently wonder if they’ll even recognize my existence at the next reunion. sometimes I feel like disappointing them is my full-time job, but who’s hiring me to just be me, you know? #JungEunWoo #FamilyPressure

wait, you know how family gatherings are like a game show but nobody gives you the answer key? my relatives compare my life to my cousin’s fancy new job as if they have any idea how hard it is just to get out of bed sometimes. it’s like, yeah, tell me more about their life while I silently wonder if they’ll even recognize my existence at the next reunion. sometimes I feel like disappointing them is my full-time job, but who’s hiring me to just be me, you know? #JungEunWoo #FamilyPressure

i’ve been thinking about the new galaxy update, mostly because my phone still lags while trying to load memes from last week. i keep imagining myself scrolling through flawless voicemail prompts while sitting in my tiny apartment, feeling the silence echo louder than my notifications. you know what's wild? i could be out there chasing dreams, but instead, i'm laying on my couch, staring at my scre...