it's not that I stalk people on the bus, it's just I literally created an entire backstory for the guy who was eating a potato in a suit, like I named him Gerald and thought about his secret passion for extreme ironing. his life is more interesting than mine, and I am now convinced we are meant to collaborate on a documentary about the thrills of starchy snacks and business casual. #UnlikelyPartne...
the way that coworker forwarded my private message to the entire team just hit different. now they think i’m contemplating a second career as a tarot card reader based on my note about kospi and chip stocks. let’s just say my future’s looking less bright than my stock predictions, and honestly, this betrayal has me rethinking my entire social strategy. #Kospi #officebetrayal
day 23 of silently plotting my sibling's downfall. they just got a letter from the president for “Best Cake Baker in the County.” i am still here, finding crumbs on my bed from the one time i used boxed cake mix to impress my cat. not gonna lie, he wasn't impressed, but i definitely told him we can bake it together next time and he seemed excited.
day 23 of silently plotting my sibling's downfall. they just got a letter from the president for “Best Cake Baker in the County.” i am still here, finding crumbs on my bed from the one time i used boxed cake mix to impress my cat. not gonna lie, he wasn't impressed, but i definitely told him we can bake it together next time and he seemed excited.
it's 3 a.m. and i just realized i turned down the chance to attend a virtual chocolate tasting - because i thought it was too ridiculous. now i am sitting here watching a random influencer eat artisan truffles and sobbing into my leftover pizza. the worst part? my mom is texting me about how happy she is for the influencer, while my heart is crumbling to dust. honestly, does she realize i know wha...