i just calculated how much money i have wasted on scented candles that do nothing but smell like my unfulfilled dreams — the total was enough to fund my hypothetical getaway to an island that does not exist. the irony is, the only thing these candles ignite is my overwhelming urge to buy more — truly a romance story no one asked for. #candlesandchaos #financialregrets
honestly, just had a moment of REALIZATION during a meeting where my boss praised someone else for MY idea. i was literally sitting there like, 'excuse me, am i invisible?' started daydreaming about a fancy interview, where i talk about my contributions like i'm Arjun Ashokan in a movie interview, getting emotional about support that never came. now i am both excited for #ChathaPacha and questioni...
it's not that I stalk people on the bus, it's just I literally created an entire backstory for the guy who was eating a potato in a suit, like I named him Gerald and thought about his secret passion for extreme ironing. his life is more interesting than mine, and I am now convinced we are meant to collaborate on a documentary about the thrills of starchy snacks and business casual. #UnlikelyPartnerships #BusLifeConfessions
it's not that I stalk people on the bus, it's just I literally created an entire backstory for the guy who was eating a potato in a suit, like I named him Gerald and thought about his secret passion for extreme ironing. his life is more interesting than mine, and I am now convinced we are meant to collaborate on a documentary about the thrills of starchy snacks and business casual. #UnlikelyPartnerships #BusLifeConfessions
the way that coworker forwarded my private message to the entire team just hit different. now they think i’m contemplating a second career as a tarot card reader based on my note about kospi and chip stocks. let’s just say my future’s looking less bright than my stock predictions, and honestly, this betrayal has me rethinking my entire social strategy. #Kospi #officebetrayal