no because my main source of income is now the one hobby where I play imaginary soccer in my living room—while my relatives cheer for me like its the world cup—my cousin literally bought a fog machine for dramatic effect. I just figured out I can put the rent on the credit card, but suddenly everyone in my family wants a piece of my success as if they contributed to my imaginary goal-scoring caree...
i had a holiday dinner that spiraled into an intervention about my life choices. uncle bob brought up josh shapiro like he was my life coach, while i sat there wondering if anyone would notice if i pretended to be allergic to stuffing. now im not sure what’s worse, my uncle judging my career path, or realizing my only plan for the future is manifesting an invite to a party where i dont have to pre...
last night, I realized my private story got screenshotted by a classmate who probably thinks it's fine to look into my literal meltdown over CUET pg 2026 while they’re stressing over algebra like we’re not in the same existential crisis together. I guess some secrets just can't stay safe, huh? #CuetPg2026 #LifeIsWild
last night, I realized my private story got screenshotted by a classmate who probably thinks it's fine to look into my literal meltdown over CUET pg 2026 while they’re stressing over algebra like we’re not in the same existential crisis together. I guess some secrets just can't stay safe, huh? #CuetPg2026 #LifeIsWild
just checked the trending "gma deals and steals" during a midnight snack. now i'm convinced that the new wellness essentials are code for "fix your broken life." meanwhile, i found my neighbor's secret recipe for disaster in their notes app while borrowing a cup of sugar. there’s definitely something unhinged about planning a meal that includes pineapple pizza and tapioca pudding for three differe...