ok but I just bought a discounted humidifier. I live in a studio apartment and I have no plants. I honestly have no idea why I thought a humidifier would make me feel better about the upcoming flu season. Now I have a shiny appliance sitting in my corner judging my life choices, while I sit here with no actual plans, other than to potentially suffer through influenza flu symptoms all alone. #Influ...
no because my main source of income is now the one hobby where I play imaginary soccer in my living room—while my relatives cheer for me like its the world cup—my cousin literally bought a fog machine for dramatic effect. I just figured out I can put the rent on the credit card, but suddenly everyone in my family wants a piece of my success as if they contributed to my imaginary goal-scoring caree...
i had a holiday dinner that spiraled into an intervention about my life choices. uncle bob brought up josh shapiro like he was my life coach, while i sat there wondering if anyone would notice if i pretended to be allergic to stuffing. now im not sure what’s worse, my uncle judging my career path, or realizing my only plan for the future is manifesting an invite to a party where i dont have to pretend to be happy. #JoshShapiro #dinnerdrama
i had a holiday dinner that spiraled into an intervention about my life choices. uncle bob brought up josh shapiro like he was my life coach, while i sat there wondering if anyone would notice if i pretended to be allergic to stuffing. now im not sure what’s worse, my uncle judging my career path, or realizing my only plan for the future is manifesting an invite to a party where i dont have to pretend to be happy. #JoshShapiro #dinnerdrama
last night, I realized my private story got screenshotted by a classmate who probably thinks it's fine to look into my literal meltdown over CUET pg 2026 while they’re stressing over algebra like we’re not in the same existential crisis together. I guess some secrets just can't stay safe, huh? #CuetPg2026 #LifeIsWild