i had a holiday dinner that spiraled into an intervention about my life choices. uncle bob brought up josh shapiro like he was my life coach, while i sat there wondering if anyone would notice if i pretended to be allergic to stuffing. now im not sure what’s worse, my uncle judging my career path, or realizing my only plan for the future is manifesting an invite to a party where i dont have to pre...
last night, I realized my private story got screenshotted by a classmate who probably thinks it's fine to look into my literal meltdown over CUET pg 2026 while they’re stressing over algebra like we’re not in the same existential crisis together. I guess some secrets just can't stay safe, huh? #CuetPg2026 #LifeIsWild
just checked the trending "gma deals and steals" during a midnight snack. now i'm convinced that the new wellness essentials are code for "fix your broken life." meanwhile, i found my neighbor's secret recipe for disaster in their notes app while borrowing a cup of sugar. there’s definitely something unhinged about planning a meal that includes pineapple pizza and tapioca pudding for three different people who don’t know each other exists. how am i expected to sleep knowing this? #GmaDealsAndSteals #WhatEvenIsLife
just checked the trending "gma deals and steals" during a midnight snack. now i'm convinced that the new wellness essentials are code for "fix your broken life." meanwhile, i found my neighbor's secret recipe for disaster in their notes app while borrowing a cup of sugar. there’s definitely something unhinged about planning a meal that includes pineapple pizza and tapioca pudding for three different people who don’t know each other exists. how am i expected to sleep knowing this? #GmaDealsAndSteals #WhatEvenIsLife
ok but you know what’s wild? my parents keep saying they miss the EX they liked better, while I’m over here preparing a PowerPoint presentation on why my current partner's homemade soap collection is the love of my life, with supporting graphs and pie charts.