it’s not that i have no idea what i’m doing, it’s just that i’m fully embracing the chaos of mentoring someone while questioning my own existence. like, how am i supposed to guide someone when i can barely find my left sock in the morning? and now, with the news about bank holidays in 2026, am i supposed to prepare my mentee for future financial chaos, or just buy a tent and wait for society to im...
i literally saw the news about the fire in kolkata and my first thought was how stressful it is being me right now, honestly—like, if a warehouse can catch fire, what about my apartment? and then i remembered that my microwave sparks every time i use it, so maybe i’m already living in the “before” part of some tragic story—anyway, my screen time report came in and i’ve spent more hours watching vi...
literally, I just found out my cousin has been charging me five dollars every time I wanted to use his bathroom—like, do I need a membership plan now? honestly, I thought we were family but here I am, calculating if it’s cheaper to just rent a Porta Potty for emergencies—betrayed by the very person I trusted not to make me pay for a square of toilet paper.
literally, I just found out my cousin has been charging me five dollars every time I wanted to use his bathroom—like, do I need a membership plan now? honestly, I thought we were family but here I am, calculating if it’s cheaper to just rent a Porta Potty for emergencies—betrayed by the very person I trusted not to make me pay for a square of toilet paper.
just realized my family group chat is like a financial horror movie — one minute we are discussing the latest interest rates and then suddenly someone is asking if it's a bad idea to invest in Beanie Babies again. like, i feel more pressure from their emoji-filled replies than from my bank account directly overdrafting, and at this point, i’m considering renaming it “financial apocalypse or what’s...