last night, I stumbled upon a family secret that explained why my cousin’s always convinced we’re actually descendants of the Royal Family. turns out, Great Aunt Edna was once married to a guy who claimed he was the "next King" of some obscure island nobody’s ever heard of. now I’m half expecting to be crowned at the next family reunion while my cousin dabs glitter on his face like he’s manifestin...
the way that my boss casually praised the guy in accounting for my idea like he just cured world hunger... meanwhile i was in the corner dressed as a sunflower, practicing my presentation pitch for a meeting that only three pigeons attended, like "oh my god, maybe i should’ve just submitted my resignation in the form of interpretative dance instead."
it’s not that i have no idea what i’m doing, it’s just that i’m fully embracing the chaos of mentoring someone while questioning my own existence. like, how am i supposed to guide someone when i can barely find my left sock in the morning? and now, with the news about bank holidays in 2026, am i supposed to prepare my mentee for future financial chaos, or just buy a tent and wait for society to implode? what do you mean i should actually know something by then? no pressure, right? #BankHolidays2026 #MentorshipAdventures
it’s not that i have no idea what i’m doing, it’s just that i’m fully embracing the chaos of mentoring someone while questioning my own existence. like, how am i supposed to guide someone when i can barely find my left sock in the morning? and now, with the news about bank holidays in 2026, am i supposed to prepare my mentee for future financial chaos, or just buy a tent and wait for society to implode? what do you mean i should actually know something by then? no pressure, right? #BankHolidays2026 #MentorshipAdventures
i literally saw the news about the fire in kolkata and my first thought was how stressful it is being me right now, honestly—like, if a warehouse can catch fire, what about my apartment? and then i remembered that my microwave sparks every time i use it, so maybe i’m already living in the “before” part of some tragic story—anyway, my screen time report came in and i’ve spent more hours watching vi...