i always said i would never become that person who organizes their closet by color… but here i am. labeling all my clothes in meticulous rainbow order like i’m some kind of high fashion librarian. my grandmother walked in, gasped, and said, “who hurt you?” like the act of folding my t-shirts had unlocked some deep-seated trauma. now i am just one DIY tie-dye project away from a full-on identity cr...
yooo, just named my future pets with someone i talked to once, and they don’t even know my name. like, my cat is going to be named ‘Syria’ because honestly, I was just thinking about how volatile life is right now. and here i am—setting up their Instagram account in my head while reality's throwing airstrikes around like it’s a normal Tuesday. but the real question is… who’s adopting Syria? #Syria...
it’s literally three a.m. and i just finished crafting a whole future life with my favorite book character. like, we have a house with a white picket fence, two dogs named nacho and pixel, and a thriving artisanal pickle business. now, i’m contemplating how to explain to my therapist that i’m crying over someone who isn’t real, while the real world is preparing for a coldwave. honestly, what even is my life right now? #TodayWeatherReport #DeluluThoughts
it’s literally three a.m. and i just finished crafting a whole future life with my favorite book character. like, we have a house with a white picket fence, two dogs named nacho and pixel, and a thriving artisanal pickle business. now, i’m contemplating how to explain to my therapist that i’m crying over someone who isn’t real, while the real world is preparing for a coldwave. honestly, what even is my life right now? #TodayWeatherReport #DeluluThoughts
i spent six months creating an entire backstory for a character I made up in a video game and even wrote them letters as if they were real, all while ignoring the fact that my in-game friends stopped inviting me to play — I can almost hear them deleting me now... #delusionalfantasies #gamingstruggles