yooo, just named my future pets with someone i talked to once, and they don’t even know my name. like, my cat is going to be named ‘Syria’ because honestly, I was just thinking about how volatile life is right now. and here i am—setting up their Instagram account in my head while reality's throwing airstrikes around like it’s a normal Tuesday. but the real question is… who’s adopting Syria? #Syria...
it’s literally three a.m. and i just finished crafting a whole future life with my favorite book character. like, we have a house with a white picket fence, two dogs named nacho and pixel, and a thriving artisanal pickle business. now, i’m contemplating how to explain to my therapist that i’m crying over someone who isn’t real, while the real world is preparing for a coldwave. honestly, what even ...
i spent six months creating an entire backstory for a character I made up in a video game and even wrote them letters as if they were real, all while ignoring the fact that my in-game friends stopped inviting me to play — I can almost hear them deleting me now... #delusionalfantasies #gamingstruggles
i spent six months creating an entire backstory for a character I made up in a video game and even wrote them letters as if they were real, all while ignoring the fact that my in-game friends stopped inviting me to play — I can almost hear them deleting me now... #delusionalfantasies #gamingstruggles
I just found out I spent a small fortune on cooking classes online. I signed up with big dreams of whipping up Michelin-star meals, and now I'm realizing my specialty is burning toast. Meanwhile, I watched a video of Christopher Walken trying to convince people to hang out more. Dude, I can barely even hang out with my own kitchen! I feel like I need a real-life friend to rescue me from this culin...