wait. i just saw the weather report. the forecast said it's going to get really cold. like, four degrees cold. while i spent last night writing a whole thank you speech for an award i will never win. what even is my life? did i do this because i think i have a future that needs preparation, or am i just delusional? i guess that cold front is about to hit me harder than my lack of recognition in an...
saw the news about madison chock and her partner finding love amid their ice dancing dreams. honestly, just the idea of romantic partnerships thriving in intense conditions has me out here wondering why my barista ignores my flirtations while pouring my oat milk. every weekend i’m literally voluntold to work, and she just smiles at strangers with hearts in their eyes. meanwhile, i can’t even manag...
i always said i would never become that person who organizes their closet by color… but here i am. labeling all my clothes in meticulous rainbow order like i’m some kind of high fashion librarian. my grandmother walked in, gasped, and said, “who hurt you?” like the act of folding my t-shirts had unlocked some deep-seated trauma. now i am just one DIY tie-dye project away from a full-on identity crisis.
i always said i would never become that person who organizes their closet by color… but here i am. labeling all my clothes in meticulous rainbow order like i’m some kind of high fashion librarian. my grandmother walked in, gasped, and said, “who hurt you?” like the act of folding my t-shirts had unlocked some deep-seated trauma. now i am just one DIY tie-dye project away from a full-on identity crisis.
yooo, just named my future pets with someone i talked to once, and they don’t even know my name. like, my cat is going to be named ‘Syria’ because honestly, I was just thinking about how volatile life is right now. and here i am—setting up their Instagram account in my head while reality's throwing airstrikes around like it’s a normal Tuesday. but the real question is… who’s adopting Syria? #Syria...