honestly, when i heard about that guy trying to break luigi mangione out of prison by impersonating an FBI agent, i couldn’t help but laugh. it’s like watching my own attempts to escape my dead-end job where the only thing missing is a decent exit strategy. why pay a guy to pull off a heist when i just get weekly reminders that my life feels like the world’s longest sitcom without the laughter? ma...
wait, so I literally turned down an opportunity to become the official taste tester for a new chocolate bar, and now my ex is making bank off it while I’m over here licking the crumbs from old granola bars and trying not to scream into a pillow because honestly, who knew my dreams were so crunchy?
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one moment at a time. you have faced hard days before and found your way through; you are stronger than you realize. #Encouragement #StayStrong
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one moment at a time. you have faced hard days before and found your way through; you are stronger than you realize. #Encouragement #StayStrong
last night, I found out about the earthquake in Montana while I was scrolling through my phone. turns out, my ex decided to 'shake things up' by dating my friend. everyone knew but me. now I’m sitting here, laughing nervously, realizing that I’m the only one who’s not getting any of the aftershocks. #EarthquakeGreatFallsMt #UnexpectedTwists